Steel Panther - Asian Hooker Lyrics

Steel Panther – Asian Hooker Lyrics

I’m in Tokyo
I’m looking for a ho
I tried to score some blow
But I don’t speak Japanese, no

Find a geisha girl
I take her for a whirl
Wrap her tuna roll on my dick
And the bitch is on her knees

Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky
Smells like sushi
Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky
Smells like sushi

Asian hooker
Hot little motherfucker
Asian hooker
You’re a dirty little cocksucker

I’m in South Korea
Broke out with gonorrhea
Now I totally figured it out
That’s why it hurts when I go pee, shit

I feel like a jerk
‘Cause my dick won’t work, no
It’s like I got punched in the nuts
By a dude who knows Tai-chi

Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky
Smells like sushi
Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky
Smells like sushi

Asian hooker
Hot little motherfucker
Asian hooker
You’re a dirty little cocksucker

Hey, I’m the man with a plan
I’m fuckin’ going to Japan
Gonna spend a couple grand
Just fucking hookers in the can

Fuck the rest of the band
I’m fucking going to Asian
Do some coke and get a tan
I’m fuckin’ gonna be the man

Asian hooker
Hot little motherfucker
Asian hooker
You’re a dirty little cocksucker

I want them Asian hookers!
Let’s fuck some Asians
Let’s fuck some hookers
Hookers

[Steel Panther – Asian Hooker Lyrics]