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The Lonely Island- Jack Sparrow Lyrics Feat. Michael Bolton

The guys from The Lonely Island just released the video for "Jack Sparrow" for three days now and it's a youtube success gathering no less than almost four million five hundred views.

This trio has certainly made a name for themselves, having collaborations with famous names such as Akon, Justin Timberlake and now they've done it again and got love song legend Michael Bolton to collaborate with them for their latest song "Jack Sparrow".
View the lyrics to Jack Sparrow which can be found on the Saturday Night Live trio's latest album: "Turtleneck & Chain".

The Lonely Island- Jack Sparrow Lyrics Feat. Michael Bolton

Secretary: Guys, Michael Bolton is here

Oh Great, send him in.

Michael Bolton: Hey guys.

Hey, hi, thanks for coming

Michael Bolton: Sorry I’m late, I got caught up watching that Pirates of the Carribean marathon. Have you
seen those things?

Oh yeah, yeah, those are, those are great.

Michael Bolton: Well, I checked out the track and I loved it. And I wrote you this big sexy hook I think
you’re really gonna dig.

Oh wow that’s great, awesome. Should we just lay it down?

Michael Bolton: Boys, lets get to it.

Whisper: Here we go.

Ungh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton
YEAAAHH!
The night starts now
Together on the track, the boys are back
The night starts now
Night starts now baby roll with us, chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin’ up.
ROLLIN’ UP
Blow through the doors ain’t no holdin’ up
YEAH
Black card at the bar like I gives a fuck.
COME ON
Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set, fuck the fellas looking jealous play the back and get wet
YEAH YEAH
Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock, you either get cut, get stuffed or get shot.

THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW, PIRATE SO BRAVE ON THE SEVEN SEAS
What?
A MYSTICAL QUEST TO THE ISLE OF TORTUGA, RAVEN LOCKS SWAY ON THE OCEAN’S
BREEZE.

Yeah that was kinda weird, but we’re back in the club
Buying up the bar so the groupies show us love
KIERA KNIGHTLY
Motherfucking ice-man, I’m the top gunner
Heater on blast, I’m the number one stunner
JACK SPARROW
Watch it girl cause I ain’t your “Mr. Nice Guy”,
More like the “meet ya take you home and fuck you twice guy”
YEAH YEAH!

All dressed up with nowhere to run,
And now I make you feel crazy with that?
NOW BACK TO THE GOOD PART:
FROM THE DAY HE WAS BORN, HE YEARNED FOR ADVENTURE
Nooo
OLD CAPTAIN JACK GIVING THEM WHAT FOR.
HE’S THE PAUPER OF THE SURF
(yeah�uh huh)
THE JESTER OF TORTUGA
(oh God)
BUT IS DAVY JONES’ LOCKER WHAT LIES IN STORE?
Yeah, we’ve seen the movie

Throw your hands in the air and say hell yeah, come on
CAPTAIN JACK
What?
JOHNNY DEPP
No
From the front to the back say we count stacks come on
DAVY JONES
Nope
GIANT SQUID
Wrong
Michael Bolton we’re really gonna need you to focus up

ROGER THAT LET ME TRY IT WITH ANOTHER FILM

Wait–

LIFE IS A BOX OF CHOCOLATES AND MY NAME IS FORREST GUMP
(Not better)
THOUGH I’M NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED, I GIVE JENNY ALL OF MY LOVE
(Come on!)
OK THEN I’M A LEGAL AIDE, ERIN BROCKOVICH IS MY NAME
(Nooo, God)
THEN YOU CAN CALL ME SCARFACE, SNORTIN MOUNTAINS OF COCAINE
(close enough)
YOU COCKROACHES WANNA PLAY ROUGH? OKAY, I’M RELOADED

THIS IS THE TALE OF TONY MONTANYA
CUBANO FLAME, WITH THE MIAMI NUTS
(Take it home!)
GOT A BASEHEAD WIFE, BUT HER WOMB IS POLLUTED
THIS WHOLE TOWN’S A PUSSY, JUST WAITING TO GET FUCKED!

Ooookay, turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile
YOU COMPLETE ME!
Yup, yeah, okay?

 

[The Lonely Island- Jack Sparrow Lyrics Feat. Michael Bolton]


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